Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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