I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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