I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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