Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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