I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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