Sry I called you an 8
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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