Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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