you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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