And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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