she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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