Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid