i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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