glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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