i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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