This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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