This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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