Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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