He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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