Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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