I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
why is half of my head shaved?
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