People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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