Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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