I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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