I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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