Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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