They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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