can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
