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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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