They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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