so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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