Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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