Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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