How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
