oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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