..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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