I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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