That's when you crack a 10am beer
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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