on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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