hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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