why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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