Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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