just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
