I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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