Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I would fuck him just for his dog
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Randomize
