Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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