yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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