Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
wanna go halves on a baby?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Dignity is for republicans.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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