i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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