Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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