You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
tell me about the fingering
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