Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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