Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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