Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
