If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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