yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
please come you make the beer taste better
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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