I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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