Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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